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PREGNANT FOR MY FATHER

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 PREGNANT FOR MY FATHER I had always had a crush on my father. I don't know why but he was so cute and handsome. I didn't know why my mother stole him away from me. She took the one thing I cherished most in this life and because of this I h@ted her deeply. "Why was I not born ,before my mum?",I asked myself countless times. I started developing feelings for my dad when I was 13. Of course I knew it was wrong but it didn't occur to me at that time. I thought that was how everyone felt towards their father. It started when I mistakenly barged into his room one day and he was naked. H I just stared at the size of his groin. I had seen different kinds of genitals before but it wasn't as big as his. I just wanted him to thrust his large carrot into me. One day while I and my dad was alone at home, I gave him a glass of wine and he quickly lost his mind. He wasn't aware of his surroundings. And then it happened. I had been trying to seduce him for a long while ...
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 ✅ HOW TO TOAST THE MAN YOU LIKE.  Wooing a man in this part of the world is evidently frowned at but i can tell you for free that it doesn't really matter neither does it make you 'cheap'. You might have your reservations but i've positioned my mind enough to always go for what i want regardless of the circumstances. It wouldn't hurt much to get a no for an answer but then you can never tell. A lot of Nigerian women are still single because they don't know how to sell themselves to the men they like. In other words, they don't know how to shoot their shot. You're reaching out to a guy you like and the next thing you're saying is; 🙄"Abeg, let somebody not come and break my head," 🙄"How can you tell me that as you're fine like this, you don't have a girlfriend?" The most popular line most guys have heard is; 🙄"I don't want your girlfriend to come and beat me" I see this to be very low and demeaning. You can...
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HONEST MISSION

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 *Approaches a girl in a bar* Me: Hey beautiful Girl: *smiles*... Hello handsome Me: I've been watching you for a while and I couldn't get my eyes off you, my name is Stephen Joel Girl: *smiles harder*... Awwnn, is that's so? Me: Yeah...what do you say I buy you a drink and we get to know each other, better Girl: I don't mind Me: waiter!! two moet chedon please... Girl: Ohhh, I love your taste Me: *smiles*....are you single? Girl: Fortunately, yes...and I'm fortunate cos I've met you now. Me: *smiles harder*...na me dey toast you, na me dey blush Girl: Awwwnnn...you beautiful boy Me: *smiles and blush* Girl: *rubs my cheek* * Random guy walks in with his friend* Guy: Cassandra, so this is what you've been doing behind my back??!! Friend: Bro, calm down, calm down abeg Me: Girl: Ebube I've told you times without number, stop disturbing me!! stop it!! Me: Babe, who's he?? Girl: He's my ex ooo...my ex that I left cos of how dirty he was and how he a...
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