HONEST MISSION
*Approaches a girl in a bar* Me: Hey beautiful Girl: *smiles*... Hello handsome Me: I've been watching you for a while and I couldn't get my eyes off you, my name is Stephen Joel Girl: *smiles harder*... Awwnn, is that's so? Me: Yeah...what do you say I buy you a drink and we get to know each other, better Girl: I don't mind Me: waiter!! two moet chedon please... Girl: Ohhh, I love your taste Me: *smiles*....are you single? Girl: Fortunately, yes...and I'm fortunate cos I've met you now. Me: *smiles harder*...na me dey toast you, na me dey blush Girl: Awwwnnn...you beautiful boy Me: *smiles and blush* Girl: *rubs my cheek* * Random guy walks in with his friend* Guy: Cassandra, so this is what you've been doing behind my back??!! Friend: Bro, calm down, calm down abeg Me: Girl: Ebube I've told you times without number, stop disturbing me!! stop it!! Me: Babe, who's he?? Girl: He's my ex ooo...my ex that I left cos of how dirty he was and how he a...